Abductions

Crackhead Heddy and the Vixen were abducted by an alien spaceship as they were leaving Ugly Grace's Bar through the back door into the alley.

Island

Alien Anal Probes

What they found out.

Rubber Neck

Patty Lamb (Lammy) looks around.

Do They Still Have Sunday Comics?

I haven't looked in a newspaper in about ten years since I got the Internet. But I was just sitting here on Sunday morning thinking of that comic page I used to love to read. This is sort of how I remember they looked like.
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Oops!

Ariel's original photo is here

Hunter's Blind

Mrs. Weirsdo checks out a hunting blind she found in her great big back yard. She was perturbed at first, but they told her it was just part of the Ersatz University Biology class Nature Observation so they could watch the animals without disturbing them.

Ned In His Cave

There was an old man named Ned, who kept a dead horse in his cave...

Who's The Bad Guy?

Sean the Vampire attacks a statue from Mount Olympus, thinking it is the bad guy, but the real evil Orangutan Man watches him from the surrounding Birch trees.

This is just what I thought could happen. Click HERE to read Nessa's original story.
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Ghost Toasty

Sean the vampire thought that Ghost Toasty was a marshmallow.

Pennywise Upset

Penny Wise was very upset and thinking of jumping off the bridge into the green slime of the sewer. She was in love with Arsewipe and crushed when she saw him going with Sean the gay vampire who only likes evil men. She was also despondent because she was the financial reporter for the Crappy Times and considered herself an expert in money matters because she could see the Bank of America from her back yard, but learned that they are failing and asking for a bail-out from the government. She was fired and replaced by Anna Banana. So being unemployed and losing her boyfriend, she felt the only thing to do was dive into the green slime and see if she could get super powers and become a Ninja Turtle.