Friday, December 11, 2009

Vanessa Cartoon

Vanessa said something about how do we animate, well, this is her drawing that we took and placed into an ad for CrazyTalk6 program. I liked the butterfly at the end, it seemed fitting.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Lammy Pulled A "Nessa"

Vanessa was sending an email and something went wrong and she sent another saying she was just pressing buttons. That reminded me of this upcoming episode of Lammy when she did the same thing that Vanessa did.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Lights Went Out!

The previous movie clip looks simple, but it is very complex, really. Every item in the scene is a program that has to be installed: the doll character, her clothes, hair, the seat, piano, stage and even the cameras and lights. After installing the dozen or more programs, they have to be positioned using co-ordinates x,y,z for position and then again for rotation. 0,0,0 is the very center. 400, 0, 723 is where they are and the same for the rotation which means head, each arm, leg must be set with numbers. Then we have to install sound programs and integrate them with the movements. The oddest thing happened to me during a rehearsal before shooting a scene: the lights went out. I was shocked at first. How could a light bulb burn out in a virtual matrix of programs and settings? But the light program crashed and I had to uninstall it and then re-install another light, and then assign it co-ordinates so that it would shine on the subject.
But honestly, the hardest part is creating something for the character to do. The script writing! Everything starts with creative writing.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Move Your Body

Just practicing making videos.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Last Picture of Bootsy

I checked the camera and found that Icy, our dog, took this picture of our cat, Bootsy, just before he went missing.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Body of Water

We found this old home movie film taken years ago while we were vacationing on a ship in the Bermuda Triangle. We were playing music on deck when suddenly a body made of water leaped up and began dancing on the surface of the sea.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Dress Shop

As we were walking down the street in the Netherworld, we saw this dress shop that had an outfit just like the one Lammy wears.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Vinnie Barbarino Jr. Hates His Job

He claims the life of a criminal is not as glamorous as the movies make it out to be.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Liquid Bling and Friend

The lobby of the Netherworld Hotel.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Star Crossed Lovers

Xin has fallen in love with a Cling-on alien, but he is cool!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Wolfkin Wears Lambkin's Clothes

Wolfkin, the boy child of Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band likes to try on Lambkin's (daughter of Lammy) clothes. They are in the Otherness Woods of Weirsdo's big back yard.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Lambkin and Wolfie

Lambkin makes Wolfie of the Death Cheese Band beg for a donut from her picnic basket.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Peter Piper and Lambkin

Peter Piper teaches Lambkin (Lammy's daughter) to play a flute.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Xin's Pet Dragon

Xin takes her dragon pup for a walk.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Priscilla Renea

She is not a doll. She is a real singer! She has a channel on YouTube.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009


Here is a video I made last July, a year ago.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Graveyard Drinking

I really don't feel like doing much on the blogs right now, so I just threw together something from my files where I was piddling around.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Buzzin Jackson

Robo Spider interrupts Buzzin's performance.

This is a response to Cheesemeister's post HERE

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009


I was just walking around the neighborhood with my camera taking shots of "anythings" as I call them, whatever catches my eye at the moment. I saw that metal nut and zoomed in on it and snapped. Then when I went home and transferred the photos from the camera to the computer, I noticed that it looked like a nut from a tree at about 11 o'clock beside the metal nut. It was just a coincidental juxtaposition of two different kinds of nuts beside each other. I was going to go back and check if that was a real nut, but I knew I'd be looking for an hour before finding it again.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

Don't Mess With Xin

Shero tries to pick a fight with Xin.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Rose Begs For A Job

An image from Nessa's story, but I had problems because of the heat of the day and the program crashed because it uses so much resources. So after it got night, I tried it again, but not with as much detail as I had intended. The story is good to read!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hungry Chicken

The Chicken Raptor thinks the fairy would make a good meal!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Rose and friend

Rose shows her fish friend the new laptop. It stares at it without blinking!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

Girls' Night In

The girls got picked up on the corner even though Nessa claimed they were just practicing their cheer leading.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Girls' Night Out at the Spa

This one was really hard; took several hours to make. First had to get the mirror enlarged and working, and then had to line up the girls' hands, feet and asses to fairly match the exercise machines. But it won't take near as long the next time I make a picture like this because this is a learning experience. That's my purpose for doing it: to learn how to manipulate the computer program and create a matrix of files so that if I decide to try some serious screenplay writing again (I've written nine plays and three novels) then I will be able to create the storyboards.I got the program almost a year ago. Well, anyway, I left the girls' skimpy clothes on this time.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Sugar Sally Studies

Rodney Roach asks her if she has any snacks

Monday, June 8, 2009

A Friend To Tell Our Troubles To

It's nice to have someone who will listen.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Girl In Yellow Looks Delicious!

The girls dance for an old friend.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Koldair Hotshit

Death Metal Rapper opens for Death Cheese.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sean and Mr. Smith

In Nessa's Story, this is how I imagined Sean the Vampire attacking Mr. Smith.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Xin's Home Movie

Xin's boyfriend bought an old 8mm movie camera at a yard sale and tried it out by taking a couple rolls of film of Xin at church and at home.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Monday, May 25, 2009

Happy Girl

Happiness is going to Ugly Grace's Bar and seeing Death Cheese perform.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Computer Glitch in my Matrix

I was trying to make a scene on the moon when I did something wrong and got this picture.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Quiet Place To Relax

This is a peaceful remote place to go and get away from it all.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


Soggy (lower right) joins the students at Ersatz co-education University in the shower after gym class.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Who Is This?

Does anyone know the origin or archetype for this character? I bought the virtual doll for my matrix because it seems to nudge at my memory, like I have seen the image in fantasy art many times since I was a child, but I just can't place it exactly. I know it has to do with squids or octopus tentacles. I was thinking of using him and calling him Zombini the zombie king in my Lammy fantasy blog. There's just something that fascinates me about him: that creepy feeling you get when you see spiders and roaches.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Bad Neighborhood

Sean the Vampire is very discontented with his neighborhood.

Thursday, April 30, 2009


Crackhead Heddy and the Vixen were abducted by an alien spaceship as they were leaving Ugly Grace's Bar through the back door into the alley.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Alien Anal Probes

What they found out.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Rubber Neck

Patty Lamb (Lammy) looks around.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Do They Still Have Sunday Comics?

I haven't looked in a newspaper in about ten years since I got the Internet. But I was just sitting here on Sunday morning thinking of that comic page I used to love to read. This is sort of how I remember they looked like.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Hunter's Blind

Mrs. Weirsdo checks out a hunting blind she found in her great big back yard. She was perturbed at first, but they told her it was just part of the Ersatz University Biology class Nature Observation so they could watch the animals without disturbing them.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Ned In His Cave

There was an old man named Ned, who kept a dead horse in his cave...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Who's The Bad Guy?

Sean the Vampire attacks a statue from Mount Olympus, thinking it is the bad guy, but the real evil Orangutan Man watches him from the surrounding Birch trees.

This is just what I thought could happen. Click HERE to read Nessa's original story.